tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63578051148886667602011-07-08T03:12:23.636-07:00毛小璐(Zero Mao)http://www.blogger.com/profile/17217555255274520502noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6357805114888666760.post-54610948185621575172010-07-26T10:38:00.000-07:002010-07-26T10:39:04.751-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Qo7bnWqVSXQ/TE3IMFcw0iI/AAAAAAAAABE/pRGXLDJn3Zw/s1600/octopus2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Qo7bnWqVSXQ/TE3IMFcw0iI/AAAAAAAAABE/pRGXLDJn3Zw/s400/octopus2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5498270830036046370" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6357805114888666760-5461094818562157517?l=siulomao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>毛小璐(Zero Mao)http://www.blogger.com/profile/17217555255274520502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6357805114888666760.post-30050561422407300722010-07-26T10:13:00.001-07:002010-07-26T10:14:09.163-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Qo7bnWqVSXQ/TE3CUJtHp-I/AAAAAAAAAA8/rpTCavkrE2Q/s1600/mengneng2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 262px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Qo7bnWqVSXQ/TE3CUJtHp-I/AAAAAAAAAA8/rpTCavkrE2Q/s400/mengneng2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5498264371547580386" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6357805114888666760-3005056142240730072?l=siulomao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>毛小璐(Zero Mao)http://www.blogger.com/profile/17217555255274520502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6357805114888666760.post-45052461163970154772010-07-23T09:19:00.000-07:002010-08-06T02:16:58.491-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Qo7bnWqVSXQ/TEnEZ7n9f7I/AAAAAAAAAA0/Ijg7mhKJBzU/s1600/Cover_Act+you.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 269px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Qo7bnWqVSXQ/TEnEZ7n9f7I/AAAAAAAAAA0/Ijg7mhKJBzU/s400/Cover_Act+you.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5497140769963474866" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br /><br /><br />今日小妹靜雞雞去咗書展, 打咗個轉, 睇吓自己本書點樣被人看待. 大眾書局都好幫手, 今日將本書擺咗出去. 但有兩件事就好深印象.<br /><br />第一, 有個欵似愛國人士嘅阿叔, 拎起小妹本起你個錨, 立左兩立, 然後不屑咁講: 啲人真係好無聊! oh my god, 書展有好多書都好"無聊", 各有所好啫, 我唔覺得譏諷功能組別鬧保皇黨好無聊囉! 咁嘅氣氛, 正正係要大家出出氣嘛!<br /><br />第二, 話明本書兒童不宜架啦, 因為政治咁鬼污穢, 梗係兒童不宜, 但有條肥嘟嘟嘅小朋友, 拎住本書煲咗好耐, 一路煲一路笑, 仲要同個同學仔係咁品評, 但係又唔拎去俾錢, 係咁打書釘, 激鬼死!<br /><br />或者好多人唔知本書講乜嘢. 不如等小妹簡介下. 呢本書係好有教育意義, 係借用咗好多高官和議員嘅說話和言行, 做教材, 教導大家從政之道係乜. 例如你係高官, 面對教師嘅質問, 你應該點回應呢? 你係功能組別議員, 遇到八十後包圍, 你又應該點樣脫身呢? 咁有教育意味嘅一本書, 竟然俾阿叔話無聊, 真係傷透小妹嘅心心!<br /><br />呢本書主要涉及幾方面: 功能組別, 保皇黨, 特首, 各位表現出色嘅高官, 議員, 特首, 總之係政壇出色嘅人物. 仲有好多實例, 包括高官和議員教你英文.<br /><br />呢本書仲有兩個心理測驗, 包括"你是否適合參選功能組別", 和"你是否適合加入保皇黨", 保證看完後, 你會有非常快樂的心理. 另外仲加插咗好多廣告, 保證笑到碌地.<br /><br />但本書絕不適合兩種人: (1) 道貌岸然毫冇幽默感, 乃小妹最討厭的類型; (2) 你係親中愛國人士, 或係支持功能組別人士, 呢類人絕不宜看, 因為你地嘅政治技巧已超晒班, 呢本書講嘅只係小毛見大毛.<br /><br />希望大家買番本, 消下暑氣也消下怨氣, 支持小妹, 唔好好似個肥仔咁係度打書釘啊!<br /><br /><br />P.S. 小妹已開了facebook和twitter, 歡迎做個friend:<br /><br />siulomao@gmail.com<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6357805114888666760-4505246116397015477?l=siulomao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>毛小璐(Zero Mao)http://www.blogger.com/profile/17217555255274520502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6357805114888666760.post-62706388632528531072010-07-21T23:13:00.000-07:002010-07-21T23:35:39.045-07:00我叫毛小璐, 啱啱喺書展出咗本書, 叫做"專治政無能之起你個錨", 喺大眾書局攤位有得賣:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Qo7bnWqVSXQ/TEfiqn4Oc7I/AAAAAAAAAAc/--Jrjs9izG0/s1600/Backcover_Act+you.jpg"><br /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Qo7bnWqVSXQ/TEfi95ZXp3I/AAAAAAAAAAk/1N093n8eVAs/s1600/Cover_Act+you.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 269px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Qo7bnWqVSXQ/TEfi95ZXp3I/AAAAAAAAAAk/1N093n8eVAs/s400/Cover_Act+you.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5496611423236106098" border="0" /></a> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Qo7bnWqVSXQ/TEfjC7Ry5WI/AAAAAAAAAAs/KzzOjTh-bM4/s1600/Backcover_Act+you.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 269px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Qo7bnWqVSXQ/TEfjC7Ry5WI/AAAAAAAAAAs/KzzOjTh-bM4/s400/Backcover_Act+you.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5496611509640553826" border="0" /></a><br /><br />呢本書唔係非一般嘅政治笑話, 唔係次文化堂果隻咁低質素, 係我嘔心嚦血創作, 真係有質素, 唔單止好笑, 仲有insight, 教大家點樣分辨政無能嘅語言和行為.<br /><br />可惜, 香港嘅出版空間越嚟越窄咁樣, 反諷喺外國係一種好獨特的文體, 但中國人受盡儒家荼毒, 成日以為獨立思考係罪, 反諷係不敬君皇, 誰不知所有民主自由國家, 反諷文章同電視劇, 話劇都非常盛行. 但今年書展, 連次文化堂都無呢類作品, 咁點得架?<br /><br />最慘係, 出版社話, 傳媒都對呢本野反應麻麻. 唉, 傳媒唔係一早歸晒邊咩? 邊有反應吖. 寫呢類書又唔似去圍民主黨話人癌上腦咁有畫面, 傳媒更唔會有人注意.<br /><br />咁我唯有上網珍症, 希望盡點綿力, 醫治好香港嘅政無能啦!<br /><br /><br />我懇請大家, 去開書展, 去大眾書局望望, 呢本絕對唔係粗製濫造嘅笑話書嚟架, 買番本啦, 好心啦!<br /><br /><br />P.S. 我寫blog都會用廣東話, 因為: (1) 反正大陸唔會睇到; (2) 要捍衛廣東話; (3) 夠到肉抵死呀!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6357805114888666760-6270638863252853107?l=siulomao.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>毛小璐(Zero Mao)http://www.blogger.com/profile/17217555255274520502noreply@blogger.com0